(i have more so i am just going to list them now for randomness day) Chuck Norris can believe its not butter
every night before bed all the children check their closets for the boogie man and every night before bed the boogie man checks his closet for Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has already been to mars thats why there are no signs of life there
there is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard only another fist
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
Chuck Norris put Humpty Dumpty together again
China used to border N. America until Chuck Norris kicked it away
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light not because he is afraid of the dark because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
Although it is not common knowledge there are three sides of the force; the light side the dark side and Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice
Chuck Norris' hidden talent is invisibility
Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly ‘get out of jail free’ card.
Chuck Norris got 100% on his SATs just by writing Chuck Norris for every answer