Wednesday, June 10, 2009

top three

When was my last post again? ooooooooooh April. ouch. sorry you guys! I have been having MAJOR blogging issues. So I am going to do to top three for all of April and May and last week
Week One
"Spineless" Alanis Morrisette "Let Er' Rip" Dixie Chicks "Ice cream" Sarah Mclachlan
Week two
"Taylor the Latte Boy" Kristin Chenoweth "What I am"Edie Brickell and the new Bohemians "I would walk 500 Miles" the Proclaimers
week three
"Should've said no" Taylor Swift "Unwritten" Natasha Bendingfeild "Bubbly" Colbie Caillat
Week four (When I stopped blogging and start making these up)
"Breath(2 AM)"Anna Nalick "No Rain" Blind Melon "Don't Worry be Happy" Bobby McFerrin
week one
"Let it Ride" BTO "Lost" Coldplay "White flag" Dido
week two
"If I Fall Your Going Down with me" Dixie Chicks "Tears in Heaven" Eric Clapton "Window" Fiona Apple
week three
"Limp" Fiona Apple "Hocus Pocus" Focus "American Idiot" Greenday
week four
"Sitting, Waiting, Wishing" Jack Johnson "Word play" Jason Mr.A-Z :) "No such thing" John Mayor
last week
"Stop this Train" John Mayor "Independence Day" Martina McBride and last but not least "Cant Touch This" MC Hammer

that last one brings up a Chuck Norris joke 
  • Chuck Norris CAN touch MC Hammer
  • (i have more so i am just going to list them now for randomness day) Chuck Norris can believe its not butter
  • every night before bed all the children check their closets for the boogie man and every night before bed the boogie man checks his closet for Chuck Norris
  • Chuck Norris has already been to mars thats why there are no signs of life there
  • there is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard only another fist
  • In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten. 
  • Chuck Norris put Humpty Dumpty together again
  • China used to border N. America until Chuck Norris kicked it away
  • Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light not because he is afraid of the dark because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
  • There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
  • Although it is not common knowledge there are three sides of the force; the light side the dark side and Chuck Norris
  • Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice
  • Chuck Norris' hidden talent is invisibility
  • Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly ‘get out of jail free’ card.
  • Chuck Norris got 100% on his SATs just by writing Chuck Norris for every answer                              okay I think thats long enough                         -Lily

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